Monty Bros.: Difference between revisions

*''"Now arriving at the always-run-down-falling-apart-dirty-nasty-thanks-to-Bowser Castle"''

*''"Yeah... Well, bro..."''

*''"As you can see, the secret tunnel project you ordered is finally finished, broski!"''

*''"Yeah, remember, brotown? You helped us drill this tunnel?"''

*''"Bro!"''

*''"This secret tunnel got bought out by the Fawful Foundation!"''

*''"It was a buyout, brodington! Get me? A BUYOUT!"''

*''"Thanks to the sweet cash infusion, we outsourced the hole drilling to some other bros."''

*''"So now we're elite employees of Lord Fawful! The salary's great, brodie! Insane benefits!"''

*''"Trust me, this Fawful Express that Lord Fawful built is SUPER awesome. Wanna ride, brotron?"''

*''"Although... Come to think of it, bro, it's a pretty pricey ticket. Maybe too posh for you."''

*''"Even if you sold this cruddy old castle...you still can't afford it!"''

*''"WAHAHAHA!"''

*''"All aboard Fawful Express!"''